Just joking about the bacon anyways
And I don't doubt that they're not anymore expensive than horses, I just can't afford both! Lol. And even though horses don't have much use, they win over goats for me because horses are what I'm passionate about.
Horses don't always have to be as expensive as everyone says, this is something I learned from my grandpa. I do spend more on the horses than my grandpa did when he was in charge of the horses we use to have (I was too young to pay for things back then). He kept the horses for.. well free pretty much. Aside from the cost of the horses (2 green broke geldings at $400 each, the market was pretty low then, and a mustang gelding that I got $200 for, for showing him in a 4H show, so that one was more than free lol), he didn't really spend anything. For feed they had grass. In the winter he gave hay but it was hay that he grew and baled himself (for the cows), and he just didn't bother with grain. Also being old cowboy that he is he didn't get their feet or teeth done. And I will say, their feet actually looked fine, I guess we have a good combination of rock and grass here that keeps feet wore down. And I'm not sure how often or if he even wormed them at all. Maybe he did once a year. Actually I know he did when we first got them, so I figure he must have wormed them every year when he worked the cows too. So basically he spent about $25 a year total on caring for three horses. Except for the year that a piece of pipe fence went all the way through ones neck, he had a vet bill that year lol. And the horse lived, not even a scar.
Maybe that's not the best way to take care of horses, but that's how he did it and that's how a lot of people around here do it, and the horses were in good shape, not ribby or over weight (although the mustang did get pretty hefty at times and we had to put him in a less grassy area), they didn't have any troubles with their feet, and they were happy horses. I spend a little more because I'll have to buy hay in the winter, at least this year, but I know people who have hay and I can get it a little cheaper, and I feed grain sometimes in the winter, but I get that cheap too from the anish community, and it's good quality! I worm twice a year, and I have someone that will do their feet for free. So I have a little more up keep and spend a little more money, but it's not as crazy as people on the internet make it out to be. If you research before buying a horse it's probably just gonna scare ya because there's people that say "board is $200 a month, feed is $200 a month, you need to put shoes on them for $100 every 6 weeks, worm with every changing of the season and get their poop tested for parasites.." and so on and so forth, but realistically, I don't know ANYONE who spends that much on horses and does all that. Not in Missouri anyway. No one here would have them if you had to spend $500 + on them every month. I'm sure some rich upper class horseman would be disgusted with the way I care for my horses, but on the other hand I'm 10x the owner as some of the other horse owners I know, and even their horses are healthy and happy.
And I do have an emergency fund set aside for them, btw