FarmerChick
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A wife went to the livingroom and told her husband," The kitchen sink is leaking. Can u fix it?" her husband said,"Do you see plumber written across my forehead?".
The next day she went and told her husband,"The front porch has a loose board,can you fix it?" her husband said,"do you see carpenter written across my forehead?".
Her husband left for a week on business and when he returned he saw the porch and sink was fixed. He asked her who fixed it. She said,"the new neighbor came and looked at the problems and said he would fix them for a cake or "fooling around!!!."
The husband asked,"Which one did u pick?" She replied with a smile..."Do you see BETTY CROCKER written on my forehead?".
The next day she went and told her husband,"The front porch has a loose board,can you fix it?" her husband said,"do you see carpenter written across my forehead?".
Her husband left for a week on business and when he returned he saw the porch and sink was fixed. He asked her who fixed it. She said,"the new neighbor came and looked at the problems and said he would fix them for a cake or "fooling around!!!."
The husband asked,"Which one did u pick?" She replied with a smile..."Do you see BETTY CROCKER written on my forehead?".
Oh that's so bad!!!!!!!!!! but so funny!!!!!!! 
