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6 words: "Get the hell off my lawn!!!!" Followed by the unmistakable sound of a shotgun being loaded (chuh-chink).

:lau

Buying the toys on credit isn't a budget issue to him. It's a 'feel good now' issue. Once that outlet is denied, he will move to 'feel good' elsewhere. It may be in smaller doses in the Sears hardware department, or at Lowe's. Adding those debts up is crushing. No, he will not change...

Scrubbing membranes? I think somebody needs to find a housecleaning job. --->

We have 4 pigs (well, we're eating one, does he count?) and the fact that you could 1. get in there and grab a pig without being squished and carried off to the hospital, 2. make one stay still long enough to actually get the tape around it's waist, and 3. avoid being eaten by them, tells me...

Hypothyroidism also creates muscle pain, joint pain, nerve pain, and fibromyalgia. I take Armour thyroid, a natural product, made from a pig's thyroid gland. It costs $9 a month with my insurance, or $11 out of pocket. If you also have brain fog, the inability to concentrate or understand...

Are the trees between the seasonal ornaments and the discount deodorants??? I've never seen trees in our Big Lots :(

I have found that when the water softener is out of salt or not working, there ain't nothin' in the world that will get my once-whites white once again. Bleach won't do it, vinegar won't do it, extra soap won't do it... they just get greyer and greyer.

You'll work for room and board, huh? (think, woman, think!!!)

I bet that makes them REALLY swoon!! :gig

That is an exceptional idea! But I would throw in sawdust, too. I would wear a new tire/bacon/sawdust scent. But then I'd have even MORE men swooning at my very presence, and you know how tiresome that can get. Maybe I'll stick with my woodsmoke/Valvoline/gun lube scent.

I'm wondering.... can you soak the ground beef in vodka for a day before cooking this?

So you're drooling all over him, but only in your sleep. Poor guy. :lau

Ditto :gig And perhaps you should limit your vodka intake so close to bedtime?

:ep :gig :gig :lau

Why doesn't my hubby work somewhere where they make cupcakes??? :( Congratulations!

That's it. I'm just going out and hanging myself from the Ficus. :hit

:hugs We're still finishing up antibiotics for strep here. One got a double ear infection to boot. Good luck, Mom!

20 wonderful hens, 3 roosters, 7 pullets, and 5 worthless bantams for the kids to hold and squeeze and step on. 3 pigs 1 Brangus steer in the pen, and 1 at the butcher 2 jersey heifers 2 very irritating American Blackbelly Sheep and 2 doggies

BB, you do know that one of those Sonic toothbrushes does NOT count as a power tool, right?