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Second screen spitter.

This was a screen spitter.

I like to think I'm an educated, sophisticated, cultured person. I like to think I'm an empathetic, sensitive, caring person. Well, I guess I'm not. I have spit all over my computer screen no fewer than three times on this thread. It needed cleaning anyways.

We have good ol' piss ants here. The little red ones that will swarm up your legs and bite you all over before you even notice you're standing in them. They came into the store room and got the bag of dog food. I made a barrier of DE, and they just went around it, or through the areas that...

Where do you see whole wheat? I'd love to buy bulk wheat, but they only sell it to farmers here, and it's not consumable that way. They used to plant wheat across from us every summer, so I decided "This is the year I'm going out with the scissors." So they planted cantaloupe instead and the...

Okay, can someone please explain WHAT you are both talking about??? Sheeple and Basic H, and ... I can figure out what Dawn is, but what do you plan to do with it?

This is going to sound odd, but we had kids grinding barley today to make barley cakes the way Egyptians used to (or still do, I dunno). Anyways, they used the mortar thing, it's called a metate around here. I've never seen so many kids sweat so much. After that fun stuff, we used the manual...

Love the peach boxes! Fortunately, we don't have blueberries or peaches to pick here and get an $85 bill for. Unfortunately, we don't have blueberries and peaches to pick here. :(

I don't know if the people came up with those dishes just for the website, or for dinner. Probably a little of both. Most of them look too darn time-consuming to make. Heck, if I gotta do all that work, I'll just have some toast.

You may have a point there. I thought of something. Putting hottish water in the fridge can make the other items go bad faster, like mayonnaise. THAT would be yucky, and mayonnaise costs more than 2 gallons of tap water.

We live in the country surrounded by fields. Mice are going to come whether I like it or not. The snakes and barn owls can do only so much, so I keep 4 boxes of mouse poison at all times in the wall where they travel from the attic to the outside. The only times I have mouse problems is when...

I :love fall..... I love looking through Country Woman magazine at the pumpkin displays and people wearing long-sleeved shirts, and even light jackets, and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. Fall means hell will end eventually, sometimes even by Christmas.

Given ANY choice, I would raze my neighbors houses and build a nuclear facility to generate the power. Given your two choices, I say I would have done whatever was easier at that moment. My 2 year-old pooped GREEN STUFF on the floor today. I probably used 30 gallons just on that one episode.

I feel silly for not having thought of that myself. I saw a website: Thisiswhyyourefat.com and it just inspired me. I will ask for a deep fryer for every room for Christmas, because isn't that what the holidays are about?

Yes, I can stop aspiring.

Curtains and vinyl flooring? That sounds nicer than MY house, never mind the chickens. When I first read "curtains", I pictured a chicken in a voting booth. :hu

My DH has had comments from co-workers that is the SHTF, they'll come out to our place. He politely told them they would be shot, but I'm not quoting as they cuss a lot out there. I've wondered what would happen if it got REALLY bad. I imagine my little herd o'cows would be stolen right from...

Oh, wow. I'm so sorry this has happened to you. This is one of my great fears, as my husband is a contractor.

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