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It's only two days roundabout; they have "warehouses (?)" all over the US so you get them really quick. If you've picked a title that is only at one warehouse it may take you a little longer, but this has only happened to us one time. You may be able to have two out at a time...I don't keep...

I remember when the lead singer (sorry I can't remember his name!!!) from INXS died, I read where someone was saying the deal with the autoerotic asphyxiation is taking yourself to the very edge, where the pleasure is the most intense. There are a number of guys that go just a little over the...

Now that's what I call a "convenience store"! Homemade shortcake already made for those delicious fruits! Thanks for the recipe, Katharina; soon as I see some good looking raspberries, I'm making it.

Katharina, I went out of my way to find you a riddle, and this is what I get;)? Well then, I shall save my cerebral humour for those more greatful....:p!

There was a stand around last summer that had the best cherries I've ever eater. I can almost taste them now; I hope and pray they'll come back. Katharina, would you mind sharing your raspberry custard? Sounds really yummy.

From what I've heard, he had a rope around his neck and one around his genitals.

Teacher: We all know about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree. He didn't lie about it, and told his father the truth. Why do you think that his father didn't punish him? Kid: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

David Carradine appeared to hang himself, and the Bangkok police think it was suicide. His friends, although, think it must have been auto erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. A man in his seventies still having so much life force (prana) to still be doing that, you just have to smile. Kung Fu meant...

I've been wondering about the Angelina Jolie movie "The Changeling". Has anyone seen it? Do you recommend it?

Three guys are sitting on a beam ten floors up, totally depressed about their lunches. The electrician says, "I'm so sick and tired of ham sandwiches. If I have to eat one tomorrow, I swear I shall jump to my death!" "I feel the same way about tuna!" said the plumber. "Yuck, lettuce and...

I agree,our favourite powdered vitamin has to be Emergen-C. We've been taking it since there was only the orange flavour, now they have more flavours than I can remember. Especially when we're coming down with a cold, or are exhausted and/or stressed out, we take several a day. You really feel...

A local construction company needed to hire another carpenter. Two applicants took the written aptitude test. After the tests were looked over, the foreman told the two that the first person was hired. "I don't understand!" the applicant said. "We both answered nine questions correctly, why does...

Before we know it, it will be the fourth of July! What are your plans, and do they include fireworks? Tell us about it!

Mr Miser ran an efficient shop where everyone had to pull their weight or face immediate unemployment. On this day he happened to spy a young man dawdling outside the foreman's office, looking off into space and doing absolutely nothing. Mr Miser immediately confronted him. "How much do you...

You know, if you're upset about rate hikes, etc., where else can you go? I don't know if it would even be possible to have competition in the energy area, but it would sure be sweet if you could have a choice...

Well I finally found the gift certificate! How it got in the glovebox I'll never know;)).

Elmer had cut firewood by hand with axe and saw, making his living by it for fifty years. He averaged about four cords a day. His son was home from college, and after watching his dad work, he remarked, "You know, Dad, you could cut ten times that much if you bought a chainsaw." "Not interested...

OK, I just have to tell you about a movie we saw that we had never heard of, and if you are interested you just might love it. It's from the amazing Steve Coogan, the chap behind Knowing Me, Knowing You. His humour really delights some (like me) and others don't get it or like it. Also, those of...

Katharina, we pay something like $8.99 a month, and you can order as many or as few as you like. We order quite a few in a month. After you've seen the movie, you send it back and they send you another one. You can put a list of the movies you want to see and they send them to you automatically...

A chimp walks into a bar. He jumps up on the stool and orders a beer. "You're a talking chimpanzee!" says the amazed bartender. "Obviously," replies the chimp. "I was working construction across the street, but they've laid me off. So where's my beer?" Each day the chimp comes into the bar and...