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The seven-year-old son of a carpenter got separated from his father at a large woodworking show. Remembering what his parents told him to do in such a situation, he sought out a security guard and told him that he had gotten lost from his dad. Seeking some information that might point out the...

I actually like cereals like Cheerios and shredded wheat unsweetened, so I don't use any sweetener there; I drink my tea with milk and use no sweetener, so I haven't really gotten to try it. Thanks for letting me know what you think.

A woodworker had that kind of neighbour that always borrows your tools and never returns them. One day, he was so frustrated about the situation that he called up his neighbour and asked him, "OK if I put my table saw and router in your garage?" "Sure", the mooch said. "But why?" "Because", the...

ah6tyfour, I think that your post is one of the most original I have ever read! Your friend will definitely appreciate it, I predict. Thanks for a smile and a laugh on Monday morning...:D.

Laughingmouse, I am so sorry to hear about your son. It's really hard when a tragedy happens on or near a holiday, I think it makes it worse. I hope you had a quiet, peaceful Sunday.

Bob goes to see his supervisor at the millwork shop. He says, "Boss, my wife is doing some heavy spring cleaning, and she wants me home tomorrow to help with the attic and the garage, you know, moving and hauling stuff." His boss replies, "Sorry, Bob, but we're short handed. I can't give you the...

Especially as the humidity rises, I don't feel like eating much. Or cooking, for that matter.

I visited the See's website and it does indeed look possible to get it sent thru the mail. Now all I have to do is find the blasted gift certificate:confused:.

I've seen Stevia in the regular stores now; I've even seen that they had little packets of it, like SweetnLow. My husband likes it mainly in coffee and on cereals. He says it doesn't have the chemical burn other sweeteners have, so I think it would be good in baked goods. Unfortunately, I...

One day a carpenter named Bob walked into the Doctor's office. The receptionist asked him what he had. Bob replied, "Shingles". The lady took his health insurance information and told him to take a seat. Fifteen minutes later a Medical Assistant came out and asked Bob what he had. He replied...

Has anyone tried cooking or baking with stevia? I was talking to a friend who doesn't eat sugar or gluten, and she was all excited about trying stevia, mainly with baking. She said that it really messes with the texture, as you use so little and the stevia is more like powdered sugar than...

It's not that there's too much news on the TV, there's too much fluff on the news. I like cute doggies as much as the next news junkie, but when I'm waiting on the headlines, I don't want to know. Other wastes on the news are the "feel good stories" that tell us "how we're feeling" about...

Karma, ki jai. I am also a firm believer in Karma. That's a very good friend that says he can't swim, but you can get the two of you back to the boat once he's gotten to you. Sounds like a friendship of several lives. I think you'll be seeing him again.

My husband told me a good one he found on BeliefNet this morning: Jesus was out walking near the Gates of Heaven when he heard a frail old man calling, "Hello? Hello?" Jesus answers, "Who is it?" "Just an old carpenter searching for my son." Jesus' heart leaped. He called back, "Joseph?" The...

Berry Picking I know I'm a bit early but I'm really into berry picking. All that fine fresh fruit just waiting for someone to take it! I love picking blackberries the most, and I share alot of that bush's bounty with the bears. They are generous in their sharing though, but when I see the...

Thank you, Katharina; I am very lucky. Guys are so cute when it comes to presents; I think that's half the fun!

That's basically the way we were hooked; went to see the movie and then had to read it all... I don't know if you'd feel the same way, but I read the first Twilight book. The story is about love between a high school girl and a vampire. The book isn't written anywhere near as well as Harry...

We are ordering most of our films from NetFlicks these days. If you are acquainted with the late comedian Bill Hicks, there is a hilarious and amazing DVD you'll probably enjoy. Hint: Mr Hicks was an artist who specialised in smashing convention and said things as he felt them in an...

Good grief, Frankie, that's a wonderful idea. I wonder if I order online if they'd take my gift certificate? I must check this out....

And I dislike neocons who can only insult. How about answering fairly posed questions? Or do you think that no one gets to have an opposing viewpoint? Just to answer your last point: Tea-bagging is a stolen neocon word that doesn't mean what you think it means. How clueless is that? While you're...