I'll come help OFG. The sight of 2 short women stomping toward him (even if he is on a tractor) would send shock waves through his heart. They'd find him laying beside his tractor while it putt-Putt-putted right on without him, moanin' and groanin' something about 2 wild women with pitchforks...
One of the funniest stories I've heard lately. Why is it men always have to go farther, buy bigger, build stronger than necessary? And usually pay for their misery. But I too get a warm and fuzzy feeling thinking about thieves coming across his fence....
My dad always kept the feeder right next to the fence so he didn't have to get in the pen. We always fed them over the top - course we didn't have electric either.
Check your leg....does it have a pig snout bruise? :lau
Show that one off at church! :gig
Wow! You've been a busy man.... Jams and Jellies sound good.
Raspberries are bringing $8 per pint (yes, I said pint) at our market now. Now I know everyone works hard for their money at the market, but somehow that seems high. We get $6 per quart for our blackberries, but then they're...
Are you absolutely certain our husbands aren't twins separated at birth?
Mine will sit and listen to the Dr. nodding his head wisely as if he understands everything perfectly - then walk out saying: "What do they know? They just want more money. I'll just do this instead of that because I know...
Well, gosh, I'll have to wait until another family gathering.... tapping fingers on the desk impatiently waiting for somebody's birthday - oh wait, the next one's mine and not until September.....drat, drat, drat! Oh and have you noticed Duke's Mayo is now advertising chocolate cake made with...
WZ, in a pinch snuff and honey made into a paste will bring that boil right to a head. (I know - you don't have snuff at the house, right?)
My grandmother used to put the paste on me and leave it for awhile (can't remember how long. Then she would open the boil with a sterilized needle and...
Uh Oh! I see a cartoon movie in that. Intergalactic Guinea War - Guinea Bob and Guinea Roy helping OFG and TBM fight off intergalactic aliens (needed to be politically correct and specify the kind of alien) as well as the pesky MIL. Aided, of course, by 2 Super Dogs and 1 Super Pup, and all...
Who you callin' a hill billy? Nufin' wrong wit us hill billies. And I lubs me some banjo music....
We had a super-duper bluegrass band at the market - even got Gary to dancin'. He turned around and some of our customers were standing back laughing and clapping -
I feel so sorry for my hens. We keep them confined to their tractor during growing season. I've been trying to figure out a way to set the tractor over one of our empty raised beds just so they'll have some dirt to dig in. My beans are still a bit too small to let them loose just yet. Since...
Have you tried the Easy Garden Forum? There are some very knowledgeable plant people there. You probably need to take some better pics. Try to get close-ups of the flowers and tops of plants.
I used to go there, but forgot my password and can't get in now. I need to find my way back........
I dare not plant anything out in the yard. It all has to be placed so he can mow without turning around or backing up. So I made beds in front of the house and beside the house with boundries so he can just mow right up to them and around. I actually did him a favor because we have a cellar...
Yes, it's funny how everything I plant and want to keep, he digs up so he can plant something else. My strawberries are gone, my beautiful day lilies and irises are gone, my lettuce that had already bolted is gone and I was feeding it a little at a time to the chickens. Errrrrrrggggggggrrrrrr...