12 days of christmas--redneck style

[FarmerChick]

I love this song from Jeff Foxworthy

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Somebody dun gon to the Walmart
man this the stuff i got for christmas
well you cleand up what ya get
5 flanle sherts
4 big mut tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
and some parts to a mustang gt
thers twelve days of christmas
i know that i got it covers look over there in the corner
thats you stuff too!
ya


choris
12 packs of bud
11 wreslen tickets
10 a copinhagin
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of red men
6 packs of spam
5 flanle sherts
4 big mut tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
and some parts to a mustang gt

man this ant normle christmas presnts
no ther redneck gifts
redneck gifts
ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers
of you can berp the intier cours to jingle bells
or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the hi dive
or if youve ever mist spelled any thing in christmas lights
or if you leave cold bear and pickeld eggs for santa claus
whats rong with that
i never sead there was something rong with it its just hard to beat

Choris

well you know you cant really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentery and visit your mamma
your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear
now im gunna do it for you again now listan

 

[Up-the-Creek]

FC,..that is my son's favorite Christmas tune! He has it on his Mp3 player!
I like it too!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

HAHAHA! I have always loved this one! Worse, I can hear it right now as if it was playing ROTFL!!

 

[dacjohns]

http://www.sufficientself.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=4089&p=3

Sorry QA

 

[noobiechickenlady]

your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear

Always my favorite part!

 

[FarmerChick]

ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers


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this actually is a survival tip. if you get caught stranded and are starving, use your earrings as lures...you might just get dinner...