Cell phones

roosmom

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If men were like mobile phones you could

1. choose the package that appeals to you most

2. pick the size and features you really wanted

3. cancel them immediately when someone steals them from you

4. upgrade to a newer model after 12 months

5. accessorize and they wouldnt complain

6. set them to vibrate at all times and

7. set them to silent when they are talking your head off.

I have to admit that I got this on a website but it is funny!!!!
 

Beekissed

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WOOHOO! Sign me up for a plan right away! THATS the way it should be, thats for sure! :D
 
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