Five reasons why.............

[SKR8PN]

....a grill is better than a girlfriend.

1) Low maintenance
2) Stays hot for years
3) Ready in 15 minutes or less.
4) Easy on the wallet.
5) The grill can actually cook.

 

[xpc]

....a grill is better than a girlfriend.
5) The grill can actually cook.

I'm not gonna be able to save you on this one once Attila the Hers have their way with you. better load that "Judge" up with some mammary piercing garlic shells or end up as a yurt rug.

 

[meriruka]

No worries, those reasons apply equally well to a boyfriend with the addition that a grill doesn't park immovably on your couch.

 

[elijahboy]

No worries, those reasons apply equally well to a boyfriend with the addition that a grill doesn't park immovably on your couch.

 

[xpc]

No worries, those reasons apply equally well to a boyfriend with the addition that a grill doesn't park immovably on your couch.

Ouch! that seemed bitter, the couch sounds good though - can you get me a beer and pull my finger...

 

[murphysranch]

True Meriuka - the grill also doesn't require self cleaning twice a day; it doesn't care that the British Open is on TV; and it's flame doesn't burn out after 3 minutes.

 

[SKR8PN]

True Meriuka - the grill also doesn't require self cleaning twice a day; it doesn't care that the British Open is on TV; and it's flame doesn't burn out after 3 minutes.

You musta had one of those "Thumper" models.

Thumper as in rabbit..... AKA " A 3 stroke joke"