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frustratedearthmother

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Golf! 🤣. Why hit a ball in a hole 🤷 drop it in & be done!!
Heck, I wouldn't even do that much, lol.

Edited my previous post. I drove 2.5 hours to watch her play. Then walked my toes off. She thought she played terribly but ended up 9th out of 90.

Haven't heard how it went today. I'll check with her later.
 

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I swear I'll never try to sell a goat again. People want them for free or they want you to pay them to take them...or something like that, lol.

Few days ago I got an email asking if I would sell goats for meat. Yep - if you buy a goat from me it's yours - you can eat it if you wish.

This morning I get an email from the same person. He says "if I buy one will you butcher it for me?" Nope. Not at all. Will absolutely NOT butcher it for you. You can purchase the goat and take it to a processor if you don't want to do it yourself.

I feel like I should put all my "won'ts" in my postings from now on.

No, I will not butcher it.

No, I will not deliver it.

No, I will not hold it for two weeks.

No, I will not bathe it.

No, I will not give you a year's worth of worm medication.

Here are the things I will do.

I will sell you a healthy goat.

I will make sure said goat has had it's shots,

been wormed

and has had coccidia protection.

And - most importantly - it WILL be cute!

I guess I can't blame somebody for asking....but some of these folks have a lot of noive!
 
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