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[the funny farm6]

Two 81 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.

One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."


Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe sadly passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
him, "Mike--Mike."

"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mike--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died!"

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"

That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?

"You're in the team for this Saturday".

 

[the funny farm6]

Those of us who spend much time in a doctors office should appreciate this! Doesnt it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Heres what happened to Kevin:

Kevin walked into a doctors office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.




Fifteen minutes later a nurses aide came out and asked Kevin what he had
Kevin said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.



A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, Shingles.. So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where?
Kevin said, Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload em??

 

[Denim Deb]