I would have to box up the clutter and drop off the packages on someone's porch in town. No way anyone in their right mind would try and pirate packages off my porch, without having to fight my dogs. I'm very confident there would be some blood and not my dogs blood either! They are very protective of my wife and I.
We had a 4 wheeler break down in front of the house about three weeks ago. I had to call the dogs off and put them up. The nice young lady, who was riding the 4 wheeler thanked me and she said she was praying that her sputtering 4 wheeler would not stop by our house, because you got big dogs. She was a real sweetheart country girl. I put a little gasoline in her tank and she was off and running again. It's easy to help nice people isn't it?