MorelCabin
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> > Getting A Parking Ticket
> >
> > The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
>local coffee shop for a snack.
> >
> > I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was
>this cop writing out a parking ticket.
> >
> > I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
>break'?
> >
> > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
>annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
> >
> > He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn
>tires.
> >
> > So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
>finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> >
> > Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
> >
> > This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
>more tickets he wrote.
> >
> > Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
>car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers
>that said, 'Obama in '08.'
> >
> > I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
> >
> > The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
> >
> > The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
>local coffee shop for a snack.
> >
> > I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was
>this cop writing out a parking ticket.
> >
> > I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
>break'?
> >
> > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
>annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
> >
> > He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn
>tires.
> >
> > So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
>finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> >
> > Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
> >
> > This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
>more tickets he wrote.
> >
> > Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
>car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers
>that said, 'Obama in '08.'
> >
> > I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
> >
> > The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.