World's Shortest Fairytale....

[Beekissed]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said 'No' and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank vodka tonics with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of great shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.

The End

 

[SKR8PN]

The Wife and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you."

 

[SKR8PN]

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 

[Beekissed]

The Wife and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you."

OH, YEAH!!!!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

 

[me&thegals]

All 3 are great, especially SKR8PN's first one!! By the way, SKR8PN, I LOVE your trademark symbol for "The Wife." It cracks me up every time

 

[delia_peterson]

Bee, you need to drink tea more often, so you can stay up late! You have made me laugh so much today!

 

[Beekissed]

Those were only the "family friendly" jokes.....imagine how much we would need PISSI if I posted the really funny ones!