XPC's Birthday.

[Blackbird]

I was thinking about birthday's lately, and thought, gee, I wonder what I should get my mom, who is a Libra. Then I remembered that Sally is also Libra. Then I was curious as to what XPC was and what on earth a person would get HIM for a birthday.

Thankfully, Eggs4Sale brought this to my attention;
http://www.etsy.com/listing/40861715/15-inch-tora-the-mullet-wearing-chainsaw?ref=sc_2

The perfect gift, just for you XPC!
(payback for the expired MaryJane ID card)

 

[xpc]

No way - it looks like the lady who made it glued her armpit shavings to a female doll as a mustache.

I just cut my beard off and could make a thousand of those $70 Chucky's.