You might be a redneck...

[mandieg4]

if all of your shoes, even your good church shoes, have chicken poop on them.

 

[BarredBuff]

Then guess what IM A REDNECK

 

[mandieg4]

Lol, me too. I got home from church today and ran out to the coop to get the last couple eggs and shut the door. DH laughed at me while I was scraping chicken poop off my high heels.

 

[BarredBuff]

I track the house full usually...