The wife's Rottweiler ate my Mega Millions lottery ticket

[CrealCritter]

So I got up to go use the bathroom and sure enough I heard my wife hollering at her Rottweiler (baby bear) she said "Drop It". He grabbed my mega millions lottery ticket off the table. I'm like damn bear you could have just sherded 1.6 Billion with a B dollars. Did I win? I don't have a clue... He shreded the ticket and eat some off it too, so I don't know what the numbers were on the ticket.

This is a picture of him while I was scolding him. It's like he's saying what do you mean I was bad?

Then he tried to argue with me about it but I wasn't having any of his nonsense!

Then I told him he was a Really Bad Dog and he was sorry.

All these animals, it's like a zoo over here!

 

[Beekissed]

To me he doesn't look a bit sorry! When he can still look you in the eye, he hasn't been shamed properly, CC.

 

[sumi]

That's funny! And for once I hope someone didn't pick the winning numbers... That would just be tragic!

 

[frustratedearthmother]

But he's your consolation prize and I'm sure he's worth more than any silly ol' lotter ticket, lol!!!

 

[CrealCritter]

But he's your consolation prize and I'm sure he's worth more than any silly ol' lotter ticket, lol!!!

Ah... NO!

 

[CrealCritter]

To me he doesn't look a bit sorry! When he can still look you in the eye, he hasn't been shamed properly, CC.

Funny!

 

[CrealCritter]

That's funny! And for once I hope someone didn't pick the winning numbers... That would just be tragic!

Me too man wouldn't that be something if I had the winning ticket and did know it because my wife's dog eat it! That would be just my luck.

 

[CrealCritter]

I was kind of afraid to look but someone from South Carolina won - so "baby bear" is officially off the hook now.

 

[sumi]

Wow, that's a huge win! And huge relief for Baby Bear