Ha! I just look at one and think
1. how secure is your garbage?
2. How secure are your chickens?
3. How tight are your attic eaves?
4. Do you like what is growing in your garden, and hope to harvest anything out of it?
1. The power just went out. What’s your first move?
B) Sorta- Check the power company website to make sure the outage has been reported and see the estimated time to restoration.
2. It’s day two, and you’re out of bread. What do you do?
A, B, or C depending on my mood.
A) Bake some with your...