BarredBuff
El Presidente de Pollo
on the meaties BUT you shall hate them when they begin to stink and waller in the mud then its

on the meaties 

, but he really is a race car driver. He started in quarter midgets at age 7, then graduated to mini cup 3 years ago. Unfortunately, his crew chief/Dad works out of town, so his race car sits in the garage collecting dust. Usually, that response means 'you are torturing me by asking me to do other things!' 