Beekissed
Mountain Sage
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
Down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
Hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using
The sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
Few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
Timer.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
Rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
Be afraid to cough.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES, NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
Down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
Hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using
The sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
Few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
Timer.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
Rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
Be afraid to cough.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES, NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.
This one is going to get printed out and hung up at work. 
Man, you were really on a roll! Can you please drink tea again tonight?
Lucky lfor me there are no stairs here...............
Thank you Bee, I really needed that!! 
