Quail_Antwerp
Cold is on the Right, Hot is on The Left
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base,
Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he
discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last
flight. So a message is sent to the base ops and an airman who was
off duty is called out to take care of it.
The young man finally gets to the flight line and makes his way to
the aircraft only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left
outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the
hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and
is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do.
Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and
carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, 'Son, your
attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm
going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but
punished.'
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath,
stands up tall and says, 'Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your
son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in
Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's
are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe;
it's two-thirty in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below
zero, and my job here is to pump crap out of an aircraft. Now,
just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?'
Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he
discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last
flight. So a message is sent to the base ops and an airman who was
off duty is called out to take care of it.
The young man finally gets to the flight line and makes his way to
the aircraft only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left
outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the
hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and
is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do.
Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and
carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, 'Son, your
attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm
going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but
punished.'
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath,
stands up tall and says, 'Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your
son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in
Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's
are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe;
it's two-thirty in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below
zero, and my job here is to pump crap out of an aircraft. Now,
just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?'