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Beekissed
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Yes...I AM! 
It's fun.....everyone should try it!
It's fun.....everyone should try it!
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lorihadams
Always doing laundry
You crack me up!
I was worried last night too it got down really low in the 40s last night, I was glad I put the polytunnels over all my seedlings. Dh thought I was being paranoid but HA! Once again, the woman was right!!!
I can picture you rolling around on the ground peeing everywhere laughing at Blossom swingin a bucket from her rear end!!!
I was worried last night too it got down really low in the 40s last night, I was glad I put the polytunnels over all my seedlings. Dh thought I was being paranoid but HA! Once again, the woman was right!!!
I can picture you rolling around on the ground peeing everywhere laughing at Blossom swingin a bucket from her rear end!!!
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My boys don't think a day has been a success until someone has made me laugh so hard that I pee! 
They keep score and do the high fives and everything when the mission is accomplished. :/ Me? This is why I make my own laundry detergent.......
Crazy is as crazy does, Mrs. Blue!
They keep score and do the high fives and everything when the mission is accomplished. :/ Me? This is why I make my own laundry detergent....... Crazy is as crazy does, Mrs. Blue!
lorihadams
Always doing laundry
My brother and I used to do that to my mom all the time growing up....she had surgery a few years ago to fix that problem! It's fun to be the crazy lady in the neighborhood, isn't it? I was pulling weeds out of my driveway in my bathing suit today....that's enough to make anybody laugh!
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If I did that, someone would complain.....well, my kids would complain first, but I'm sure the neighborhood would get together with the health dept. and declare this sight an unhealthy one!
I look bad enough the way it is.....hair all on end and sweaty, dirty work clothes, old tennie runners, red and sweaty face! Usually have some kind of manure on my body somewhere......yeah, its disgusting enough without baring this mess!
My boy and I were just discussing this yesterday. I was telling him, if you are waiting until you lose weight and look better to bare some skin....well, we would all be white as Moby Dick...so get some sun on those legs and arms!
I look bad enough the way it is.....hair all on end and sweaty, dirty work clothes, old tennie runners, red and sweaty face! Usually have some kind of manure on my body somewhere......yeah, its disgusting enough without baring this mess!
My boy and I were just discussing this yesterday. I was telling him, if you are waiting until you lose weight and look better to bare some skin....well, we would all be white as Moby Dick...so get some sun on those legs and arms!
freemotion
Food Guru
OK, storytime. And this has absolutely nothing to do with you ladies, as we've never met...
Some years ago, I was with a few friends, and we had to go back to one ladies' house so she could grab something she had forgotten. As I pulled into the driveway, her very large stepfather was on a riding mower, driving away from us. He makes the average gorilla look like it is balding, if you get my drift. Dark fur against very pale skin, and acres of it.
He was barefoot, barebacked, bare legged, and contributing to America's crack problem. His shorts had gone so far south I thought he was naked, and I gasped in Puritan shock.
A young man LEAPED out of the backseat of my car and ran over to offer to finish the mowing, just to get him to go inside.....based on my instinctive reaction. It was SOOOO funny, later, that is!
Some years ago, I was with a few friends, and we had to go back to one ladies' house so she could grab something she had forgotten. As I pulled into the driveway, her very large stepfather was on a riding mower, driving away from us. He makes the average gorilla look like it is balding, if you get my drift. Dark fur against very pale skin, and acres of it.
He was barefoot, barebacked, bare legged, and contributing to America's crack problem. His shorts had gone so far south I thought he was naked, and I gasped in Puritan shock.
A young man LEAPED out of the backseat of my car and ran over to offer to finish the mowing, just to get him to go inside.....based on my instinctive reaction. It was SOOOO funny, later, that is!
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City Biddy
When I go to "garden" I get hot. I usually wear my old jean shorts (Pretty ripped up) a torn tee shirt or even a sports bra. Covered with sweat and mud, floppy straw hat on my head. It is not pretty. 
I figure if people do not want to look at my kind of beauty they can just avert their eyes.
Also what you need is a YOKE not the soft harness. I have a friend who has a team of work oxen. He insists that it is easy to train them to work. I think I would give it a try!
She is a nice gentle girl ... maybe she COULD do a little work for you around there.
I figure if people do not want to look at my kind of beauty they can just avert their eyes.
Also what you need is a YOKE not the soft harness. I have a friend who has a team of work oxen. He insists that it is easy to train them to work. I think I would give it a try!
She is a nice gentle girl ... maybe she COULD do a little work for you around there.
freemotion said:OK, storytime. And this has absolutely nothing to do with you ladies, as we've never met...
Some years ago, I was with a few friends, and we had to go back to one ladies' house so she could grab something she had forgotten. As I pulled into the driveway, her very large stepfather was on a riding mower, driving away from us. He makes the average gorilla look like it is balding, if you get my drift. Dark fur against very pale skin, and acres of it.
He was barefoot, barebacked, bare legged, and contributing to America's crack problem. His shorts had gone so far south I thought he was naked, and I gasped in Puritan shock.
A young man LEAPED out of the backseat of my car and ran over to offer to finish the mowing, just to get him to go inside.....based on my instinctive reaction. It was SOOOO funny, later, that is!
Quail_Antwerp
Cold is on the Right, Hot is on The Left
ROTFL!!!!!!!! I needed that laugh!! Thanks so much!!freemotion said:OK, storytime. And this has absolutely nothing to do with you ladies, as we've never met...
Some years ago, I was with a few friends, and we had to go back to one ladies' house so she could grab something she had forgotten. As I pulled into the driveway, her very large stepfather was on a riding mower, driving away from us. He makes the average gorilla look like it is balding, if you get my drift. Dark fur against very pale skin, and acres of it.
He was barefoot, barebacked, bare legged, and contributing to America's crack problem. His shorts had gone so far south I thought he was naked, and I gasped in Puritan shock.
A young man LEAPED out of the backseat of my car and ran over to offer to finish the mowing, just to get him to go inside.....based on my instinctive reaction. It was SOOOO funny, later, that is!
