Catalogue shopping...Redneck Style

MorelCabin

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Billy Bob & Bubba were 2 rednecks looking at a Victoria's Secret catalog. They eyed one particular woman almost wearing a negligee when Bubba says to Billy Bob "You know, I could fall in love with that woman there! And look how cheap she is--Only $39...That's pretty cheap for a good woman, much less a good-looking woman. Think I'll go ahead & order her!"

Billy Bob said to Bubba, "You see that blonde woman on page 18? I ordered her last week for $50"

"Well, Billy Bob, has she arrived yet?" asked Bubba.

Billy Bob said, "No, not yet--but it won't be long. Got her night gown & underwear in the mail yesterday!"
 

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Mine too! We must be related on my husband's side of the family. :gig
 

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What catalogue can US WOMEN shop from?
I want to order too!!!
 

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The Carhartt catalog! woohoo. They have such a diverse selection of models. Men of every age, size and shade you can imagine. And they are all gorgeous. Some of them are even pre-covered with dirt!

Cassandra
 

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I am ordering from that catalogue. Do they come with zippers on their mouths???
I want a silent model to buy..HA HA
 

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FarmerChick said:
Cassandra
I am ordering from that catalogue. Do they come with zippers on their mouths???
I want a silent model to buy..HA HA
:lol: :lol: :gig

Omgawesome

Cassandra
 
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