Christmas decorations

HA HA HA

it would take me forever to get my Mom to cuss....it just doesn't come out easy.

that was funny!!!
 
DrakeMaiden said:
BBH, that is hilarious! :lol:
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Well DM, I still giggle over the fact that your cats get the good, comfy chairs near the fire and you and your dh have to sit on kitchen chairs. :lau We are a slave to our cats arent we? :gig You saw mine on his "throne" in front of our fireplace, remember?


I need a mantle. I have been thinking of making a faux mantle out of some of the pine tree boughs. Then I could decorate it with more Christmas stuff.
 
good gracious NO

no pets allowed in the house ever

(even though for a bit when a kid I could have my dog in for about 1/2 hr....then OUT!)

her saying was "this is not a barn...animals belong outside"



and ya know, I am the same way.

I despise animals in the house...LOL-LOL

we sure do somehow get the same as Mom don't we..HAHA



for my Mom it would have to be----hmmm.....Dad lost all the money thru his investment, YOU are broke, not a dime in this world." Then she might let loose with words I never heard her say...:lau
 
FarmerChick, your mom reminds me of how my grandmother was. Probably the only way I could have gotten her to swear would be to say I broke some nice piece of her furniture. :lol: Or, LOL, actually I could have told her we wouldn't be having gravy with Thanksgiving dinner. :lau
 
Cats are so predictable.
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ha! the only thing predictable about them is their unpredictability. one or two, sure you can kinda expect some malfeasance... but when you got the whole posse like we do.. man.

i wouldnt even phase me if my man came in and said that Nicholas and Little Mo stole the keys and drove the big truck into town. dont even get me started on the bottle baby i raised....and man oh man the rest of the lot keep me on my toes.

i have 3 wishes that will just never come true:

1. to eat a plate of food without being swarmed by felines
2. to be able to go to the bathroom ALONE and without anyone trying to crawl under the door
3. to wake up for once without someone's litter box paws in my mouth.

i would LOVE that but it didnt happen today, didnt happen yesterday, and tomorrow isnt looking good either.

dogs - now thats another thing entirely. i cant stand the dogs in the house and they are confined to the official 'dog area.' leaving the dog area is a beating offense so there arent many takers. they cant figure out why those darn cats have the run of the place....

sheesh!
 
ohiofarmgirl said:
i have 3 wishes that will just never come true:

1. to eat a plate of food without being swarmed by felines
2. to be able to go to the bathroom ALONE and without anyone trying to crawl under the door
3. to wake up for once without someone's litter box paws in my mouth.
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:lau

My BIG boy kitty doesn't really understand why I get so pi$$y when he sneaks into the bathroom when I'm using it. :barnie What does a girl have to do to get a little space?
 
i'm mean HONESTLY. one of them figured out how to get the door open. nice.

and then they sit there and look at you. accusingly.

one of the boys comes in and uses the litter box while i'm in there like its a family event. and then, you know. you're kinda trapped with that lovely litter box smell. it makes me think of that song from Friends:

smelly cat smelly cat
what the h*ll are they feeding you.....

forHEAVENSsakes.....
 
ohiofarmgirl said:
one of the boys comes in and uses the litter box while i'm in there like its a family event. and then, you know. you're kinda trapped with that lovely litter box smell.
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You too, huh? :gig

My boy comes in and just stands there waiting to be pet. Uh, yeah, I'm really in a social mood right now. :rolleyes:
 
No matter what side of the door the cat is on it is always the wrong side in their opinion! Heavens to Betsy if you dare close tight a door, my cat will take it off it's hinges!

Cat litter paw kisses? :sick I havn't had a litter box in the house since 1996!
 
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