From The "Are You Serious?" News

[Wifezilla]

"Die scum Die!"

** decides it is silly to throw good whole milk. Arms herself with skim**

EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE!

 

[MsPony]

What? Were in an economic turndown why?! Oh because were paying someone $100/hour to cry over spilled milk...?

I want to run a dairy, and when they come to inspect me, squirt a little milk from the teat to in front of their shoe, press a red alert button and have everyone go into panic mode.

YEEESSS!!!!!! *evil laugh*

 

[SKR8PN]

ROLFLMAO @ "milk hand grenades"

I dunno what you ladies been smokin', but I want some of it!!
Puff. Puff. Pass the fattie!




....sittin' there on that sack-o-seeds......

 

[Wifezilla]

Everybody sing along!

"I always heard that her herb was top shelf
And Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Wifezilla again"

 

[abifae]

Everybody sing along!

"I always heard that her herb was top shelf
And Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Wifezilla again"

Silly auntie, I'm just high on life!

 

[chipmunk]

Y'all are just outa control!

 

[Neko-chan]

...

 

[k0xxx]

Y'all are just outa control!

Don't ya just know it! It's what makes this group fun. You have just got to love these guys!

 

[i_am2bz]

Now now, people, remember this is a very serious subject! Please treat it with the respect it deserves.

*runs off, tears streaming down face from trying to keep a straight face*

*fails miserably; several guffaws heard across neighborhood from behind chicken coop*

*wipes face, returns to computer, hyperventilating slightly*

I'm so sorry. Ahem. What were ya'll talking about now?

 

[Denim Deb]

Fat politicians that sit on their brains?