Frustratedearthmother's Journaling Journey

Is there any BETTER time?!?! :lau I hate my birds sometimes :P Yeah, escapees are difficult.
 
I hate all of my critters sometimes! And, I figured out today why I'm failng at keeping my new years resolution. The only resolution I made was to clean up my potty mouth...and he only time I have a potty mouth is when I'm outside with the critters, lol!

The Silver GRey Drking got me going today. I grabbed up a stray hen that was in his pen and he about ate me alive... The only reason he still has his head is that he's only aggressive when someone's messing with one of his wimmen. However, I will admit to playing rooster soccer with him! (he lost)
 
Reminds me of another rooster soccer game... it did not end well for mr. roo! He flogged me one too many times and he spent his eternity feeding the ants... :(

I tolerate nuttin' but respect from all the mouths that I feed around here----or else they end up feeding me! ;)
 
Same here, but I can't kick or kill the teenager. She's the only one that gets away with it :/
 
AGe, wisdom and treachery will always triump over youth! ( I mighta changed that up a bit - but I like it!)
 
shake, shake, shake...

DH almost got in big trouble! he pulled a salad dressing jar outta the fridge and was just about to pour it on his salad...YIKES!!!!!

shake, shake, shake

Normally that wouldn't be a problem. However when I was storing cream in that jar it became a problem!!

shake, shake, shake

He almost poured my cream on his salad, which woulda ruined his salad and ruined my mood at the same time, grrrrr!

shake, shake, shake

So, guess what I'm doing?

shake, shake, shake

Dang, it's hard to type while shakeing (or to shake while typing). It's kinda like trying to rub your tummy and pat your belly at the same time...

shake, shake, shake
 
You need to learn how to type w/your toes. :cool:
 
Shake it, don't break it, cause Walmart don't make it!! :lau

I used to tell DD that every time she strutted down the hallway to her room in her little plastic high heels :lol: Little girls are so silly with that, now it's niecey girl swinging her hips trying to look grown :rolleyes: :P They just giggle at me ;)
 
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