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TanksHill

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A friend sent this my way. I thought you all might like it.


You may have heard on the news about a southern California man that was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found that he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
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> My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has .... about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache." BTW, I am dubious about the pile of ammunition boxes and cans that they showed. It looked big enough to contain no more than about 100,000 rounds, unless there was a lot of .22 rimfire ammo.
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> However, by southern California standards, even someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable. Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:
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> In Arizona, . .. . he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
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> In Texas, . .. . he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
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> In Utah, . .. .he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
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> In Montana, . .. .he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
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> In Idaho, . . . he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
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> And . . . in South Dakota, . . . he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
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mchl

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in missouri he'd be called a missourian
 

abifae

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In Colorado, we'd all feel safer living near him :)
 

ohiofarmgirl

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out here he'd just be gettin' started...

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Wait....are you sure that's NOT my neighbor? After all, he really thinks the government is spying on him....
 

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In Tennessee he'd be my brother, uncle, cousin, or father in law :lol:
 
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