Mackay
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* Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of assteroids?
SKR8PN said:And My FAVORITE George Carlin quote?
"Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible manliving in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesnt want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. "
SKR8PN said:And My FAVORITE George Carlin quote?
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that's not a one liner ,and it's not funny.SKR8PN said:And My FAVORITE George Carlin quote?
"Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible manliving in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesnt want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. "