George Carlin one liners

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."

"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
 

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