I got questions...do you have answers?

[Wannabefree]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

 

[Wannabefree]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

 

[Icu4dzs]

You've got too much free time, cyndi!

 

[BarredBuff]

Cindi, so many questiosn and so few answers!

 

[moxies_chickennuggets]

You sound like a 3 yr old.....2x over

 

[the funny farm6]

things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

 

[Denim Deb]

The bad thing is, I've wondered about some of those.

 

[dfr1973]

Of course, there is always the classic:
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

 

[Denim Deb]

If you go to the beach to get wet, why do you leave if it starts to rain?

 

[Dawn419]

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

I know the answer to this one...It's my youngest sister!

When we were growing up, anytime my mom brought home a different brand of dogfood or treats, she was the official taste-tester and loved giving her approval (or not)...especially when we had company!