lorihadams
Always doing laundry
yeah, nothing says leave this car alone like a gun rack and a NRA sticker..... 
Java. the end.
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lorihadams
Always doing laundry
with enough duct tape and rednecks you can 
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lorihadams
Always doing laundry
I saw a truck the other day that had a gun rack and CURTAINS.....no lie....his wife must have had to drive that truck too
Denim Deb
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Or, her husband had to drive it sometimes.lorihadams said:
I saw a truck the other day that had a gun rack and CURTAINS.....no lie....his wife must have had to drive that truck too
TanksHill
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Javamama
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Lord, help me. It's birthday party time. I don't do parties, but she sweet talked hubby into it. A bunch of ten year old girls. One already wiped out in the yard and I'm washing her clothes 
Another said "their bathroom is gross" Hey, we have hard water, I can't help the stains. It's not dirty, it's minerals and really old fixtures. They insulted my housekeeping last year too. Little country club snots. 
Now we have the pizza dilemma. Each one has a pizza place that "makes them vomit" Whatever, go hungry.
And...I burned the first cake because I got so wrapped up in watching somebody's goat kidding cam that I never heard the timer go off. Goat nerd-dom at it's happiest
Real time update: While I was finishing the second cake, hubby took them out to do the pinata. He let them use the machete. (I need a passing out smilie here) I think I'll take my phone off the hook for the rest of the week.
Another said "their bathroom is gross" Hey, we have hard water, I can't help the stains. It's not dirty, it's minerals and really old fixtures. They insulted my housekeeping last year too. Little country club snots. Now we have the pizza dilemma. Each one has a pizza place that "makes them vomit" Whatever, go hungry.
And...I burned the first cake because I got so wrapped up in watching somebody's goat kidding cam that I never heard the timer go off. Goat nerd-dom at it's happiest
Real time update: While I was finishing the second cake, hubby took them out to do the pinata. He let them use the machete. (I need a passing out smilie here) I think I'll take my phone off the hook for the rest of the week.
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ha! thats my girl! i dont negotiate with kids or dogs... and either one is welcome to make a cheese sandwich if they dont like dinner
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machete?
um.. why do you have a machete??? i mean we've got two.. but thats us
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hang in there baby!
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Javamama
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We have a machete to chop away at the fencerow mess And to irritate the neighbors. Case in point - One time the good neighbor kids were here shortly after Halloween. DH took them out back to massacre pumpkins. The 'disapproving, bad neighbor' saw it and called the good neighbor parents and tattled on us. For the record, the good neighbors did not care. The machete was quite dull and DH was supervising.
And to irritate the neighbors. Case in point - One time the good neighbor kids were here shortly after Halloween. DH took them out back to massacre pumpkins. The 'disapproving, bad neighbor' saw it and called the good neighbor parents and tattled on us. For the record, the good neighbors did not care. The machete was quite dull and DH was supervising.
