Jesus Is Watching You

[k0xxx]

A burglar broke into my home. He heard a soft voice said "Jesus is watching U". Thinking it was just his imagination he continued his search. Again "Jesus is watching U" He turned his flashlight around & saw a parrot in his cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said Yes. He asked the parrot his name the parrot said "Andy." The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot, Andy?" The parrot said, "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus."

 

[colowyo0809]

A burglar broke into my home. He heard a soft voice said "Jesus is watching U". Thinking it was just his imagination he continued his search. Again "Jesus is watching U" He turned his flashlight around & saw a parrot in his cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said Yes. He asked the parrot his name the parrot said "Andy." The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot, Andy?" The parrot said, "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus."

 

[gettinaclue]

 

[Marianne]

 

[Denim Deb]

I've heard that B4, but the parrot's name was Moses!