Laugh(s) for the day

[Hinotori]

 

[Hinotori]

 

[Hinotori]

Charlie, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was five, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker — tidy, clean-shaven, sharp -minded, and a real credit to the company.

One day, the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with Charlie's chronic lateness. Finally, he called him into the office for a talk. "Charlie, I have to tell you: I like your work ethic, you do a great job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I'm working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, 'Good morning, General. Tea or coffee this morning, sir?'"

 

[MoonShadows]

 

[Swede]

This is a classic!

 

[milkmansdaughter]

My day, most days...

 

[sumi]

 

[sumi]

 

[FarmerJamie]

 

[sumi]

Someone posted this in a local sales group I'm in on FB