2dream
Flibbertigibbet
1st - this is not the start of a political conversation - its just a joke.
2nd - Noobie - finish your book and you too will be qualified.
A congressman was seated next to a little
girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you
want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to
read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman.
"How about global warming , universal health care , or
stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be
interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A
horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the
little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm,
I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you
really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal
health care, or the economy, when you don't know excrement?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
2nd - Noobie - finish your book and you too will be qualified.
A congressman was seated next to a little
girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you
want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to
read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman.
"How about global warming , universal health care , or
stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be
interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A
horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the
little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm,
I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you
really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal
health care, or the economy, when you don't know excrement?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
. Three cheers for the little girl!
