Memes That Make You Giggle

[LaurenRitz]

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Oh. Is that how I ended up here?

 

[flowerbug]

Like an IQ test, it's context dependent. If you don't have the "correct" background, you won't get the questions right.

i have no IQ in the morning. i just blink and want to hide under a pile of pillows and blankets until something more reasonable happens (like afternoon or a nap or pretty much anything other than morning)...

 

[flowerbug]

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I only ever was just OK at them. Some stumped me. Others go off on unrelated tangents for their answers. Those I don't consider puzzles.

i'm just annoyed by them to the point where i want to squish them (in direct proportion to how much it is morning).

 

[LaurenRitz]

i'm just annoyed by them to the point where i want to squish them (in direct proportion to how much it is morning).

Is it the "want," or the "squish" that is morning dependent?

Just fyi, I once broke a friend's brain by asking him, "If a man goes back in time and becomes his own father, where did the male genes come from?"

 

[LaurenRitz]

Hubby thought it said galaxy and got really confused

Judging by the comments where I stole it, it did that to a lot of people.

It's like asking "How many animals did Moses take on the ark?"

That one gets almost everyone

If a plane crashes on the border between Mexico and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

Or

If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, which side does it roll off of?

 

[Alaskan]

If a plane crashes on the border between Mexico and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

Or

If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, which side does it roll off of?

Insert huge groan for those that are that clueless as to country location and sex.