Morning Sex

SKR8PN

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Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that
she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake,
she turned to me and said Softly, You've got to make
love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming,
or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her
T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all
about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
 

Denim Deb

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I'm so glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything right then!
 

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Denim Deb said:
I'm so glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything right then!
I WAS eating ice cream! I think it went up my nose! OWWW
 

miss_thenorth

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hubby snickered and shot me a dirdty look for reading that in front of the kids. Their comment was, -- i don't get it. Oh to be young......
 
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