My Silly Intro File

k0xxx

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Since I really don't plan on keeping a journal, I posted my silly intro file here.

01. Name? Down Boy! until I was about eight, then Mark
02. Gender? Original
03. Disneyworld or Disneyland? No
04. What is your favorite color? Never really thougt about it
05. What is your favorite kind of gum? Colt
06. How much do you weigh? 1.779 kN (kilonewton)
07. How tall are you? .3636 rd (rods)
08. Can you swim? Yep
09. Do you like to swim? yep
10. Living arrangement? I don't aggravate her and she lets me live.
11. What's on your mouse pad? don't use one
12. Favorite board game? I'd rather read
13. Favorite magazines? Country Side, Grit, Homepower
14. Favorite Actor? Cary Grant
15. Favorite Actress? Myrna Loy
16. Do you have an accent? I have accent, mrs dash, and tony chachere's
17. Favorite smells? cinnamon rolls baking
18. Least favorite smells? my son in the bathroom
19. Favorite sound? "yes dear"
20. Do you prefer pools or oceans? Pools - you can grow catfish in them
21. Do you watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer? Heck no
22. Pencil or pen? crayon
23. Who's better - boys or girls? at what?
24. Would you like to own a motorcycle? nope
25. Do you sing in the shower? yep
26. Who's the best looking Disney character? "Oswald the Lucky Rabbit"
27. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? COFFEE!
28. How many rings before you answer the phone? My daughter lives at home - I'm not fast enough
29. How do you want to die? with a smile on my face
30. Have you ever called a 900 number? huh?
31. Gold or silver? nope
32. Would you ever go bungee-jumping? I'm not suicidal
33. Do you like dressing up? Don't own a suit or tie
34. Would you rather be short or tall? as compared to what
35. Do you enjoy reading? yes
36. What book are you reading now? Kill It & Grill It by Ted Nugent
37. Favorite books? A brief History of Time, Encyclopedia of Country Living
38. What was the last movie you saw? In a theater... Moonraker
39. Favorite movies? Harvey, Philadelphia Story, Maltese Falcon
40. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I wouldn't call her that to her face!
41. What is your sign? Detour
42. What are your personality traits? curmudgeonly
43. What's your biggest fear? Phobophobia
44. Would you ever have cosmetic surgery? they wouldn't know where to start
45. Future child's name? Not a chance!
46. Favorite foods? All things cajun / creole
47. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
48. Do you like to drive fast? when I'm late
49. Storms - cool or scary? cool
50. Do you like to dance? "The music moves me, but it moves me ugly"
51. Do you do drugs? Hooked on Dihydrogen monoxide
52. Do you smoke? I did once, but the extinguished me
53. What do you think of people who smoke? they need better lubricant
54. Do you drink? Yes
55. Favorite drink? See #51
56. Do you think men and women could ever be just friends without wanting each other? Yes, just ask my wife...
57. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yep
58. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Spousal Aggravationist
59. What's your "type"? I don't type, just peck.
60. Do you bite your nails? Nope, I use a hammer
61. Any siblings? A few
62. What movies have you cried in? "The Longest Yard" - while watching it at the drive-in and got my leg caught in the steering wheel. Hurt like heck!
63. Do you believe in God? Yes, but more importantly, he believes in me.
64. Did you ever cry over a guy/girl? not to my recollection
65. Have you ever stolen anything? yep
66. Do you procrastinate? Where do you think they got the "Pro" part of the word from?
67. Do you believe in fate? Yes, if you remove the "e"
68. Who's your favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
69. Do you organize your CD's? I did once
70. What is your favorite kind of music? Both kinds - country and western
71. What are your favorite bands/artists? Hank Jr., George Strait
72. What was the last CD you got? Oh Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack
73. MTV or VH1? Nope
74. Who do you admire the most? My kids - they grew up well in spite of me
75. Internet Boyfriends and Girlfriends? Uh, no
76. Are you single? Yes, but don't tell my wife!
77. Favorite TV shows? Burn Notice, Psych, Monk
78. Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads? Greys
79. Glasses or contacts? glasses
80. What color are your eyes? hazel
81. What is your natural hair color? grey
82. But what color is it now? grey
83. Have you ever been in love? for 32 years to the same woman
84. Any pets? I am a pet human to three dogs
85. Good, decent, or poor grades? Honors
86. Is the glass half empty or half full? full
87. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? If I don't, that's what I have spell check for.
88. What's under your bed? carpet
89. What is your favorite number? never thought about it
90. Favorite sport to watch? Full contact checkers
 

roosmom

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I enjoyed reading this. I especially like the answer to #36....
I forgot about hank williams (not jr), I like his music. Forgot about o brother where art thou.....geez thanks for reminding me, lol. Curmudgeonly......good word lol. oh yeah, appreciate the answers to 6 and 7.
 

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I'll have to look up one of your answers and calculate 2 more. :rolleyes:
 

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I like your sense of humor!
I love #40
do you sleep with a stuffed animal ---I wouldn't call her that to her face.

LOL-LOL
 

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