this makes me laugh really....
there was an ad on craigslist once for "FREE MULCH" and i was so happy that i was first to reply
but oh to my surprise.....
mind you i live in a tight neighborhood meaning the houses are a whopping 10-15 ft apart so everyone is in everyones business
so im waiting for this free mulch
a big arse white truck stopped at my house about half the size of a semi
i was like wth do they want
mam we are here to deliver your free mulch
i said what, all that, can you drop half of it
no mam we have to dump it all
my driveway only holds 2 cars parked within inches of each other (like within 3 inches no more no less) and my yard is about 25' x 30'
i moved my car they dumped it
OMFG this pile of mulch went to damn near the eaves of my house it covered the driveway completelt spilling 5 ft both ways into the grass
i couldnt park in my driveway for months....as i had only the neighborhood kids that would help spread it
there was so much crap in the mulch...........toys,metal,platic pieces, wonderful whipping butt sticks and EVERYTHINg else you can imagine
then here comes the nightmare.........came outside on about the 10th day and the pile is still about 5' tall by like 300' ft wide (so it seemed) and the pile is FRICKING SMOKING
this pile is no more than 8 ft from my front door
the neighbors were stopping asking wth is all that stuff in your yard and is it on fire or something, telling me (the best part) that the mulch will bring termites to eat up my house. so after i saw it SMOKING (scared sh**less) so i gathered one adult neighbor and about 6 kids to shovel it out with shovels buckets trach can lids WHATEVER they could find one kid was using a taco bell cup even...but in the end it only took about 4 months to get rid of the pile and park my car back in the driveway...but i will tell you everywhere i put that mulch EVERYTHING grows wonderful
Wannabefree said:
Pinky you know I'll share

It is various kinds of trees from cutting brush, so won't sell it to horse folks. I doubt I'll sell much of it anyway. I think with all these ideas I may actually need MORE