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You mean I have to make my own coffee and clean my own house???? Who LIVES like this!

Dudes! (note: under duress i revert to west coast slang)

i got a lard inflicted injury today. can you believe it?

i was hoping i could use my 'mortal injury' as an excuse to recline on the couch like cleopatra... but that didnt work out.
 

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