Quail_Antwerp
Cold is on the Right, Hot is on The Left
How to Install
A Redneck Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
(signed)Cooter
A Redneck Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
(signed)Cooter
