Tallman
Almost Self-Reliant
Sign of the Times
A modern day CEO parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his staff. As he got out,
a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the CEO started screaming hysterically
about how his Lexus, which he
had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried
to make it new again. After the he finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you CEOs are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the CEO.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OH, MY WORD!!!" he screamed.
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A modern day CEO parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his staff. As he got out,
a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the CEO started screaming hysterically
about how his Lexus, which hehad just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried
to make it new again. After the he finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you CEOs are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the CEO.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OH, MY WORD!!!" he screamed.
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*MY ROLEX!
