Southern Style Security

[FarmerChick]

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads .......

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up
bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all
the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right
back.

- Cooter

 

[cknmom]

Monica

 

[rebecca100]

that would soooo happen around here!

 

[terri9630]

I'm gonna have to put that note on my gate

 

[Dawn419]

I was thinking the same thing, Rebecca!

I've already got the Bubba covered, even!

 

[the funny farm6]

I love it!

 

[hwillm1977]

I've got two pit bulls... and I consider them my security system. They can make a lot of scary sounding noise and definitely don't look welcoming for strangers.

I think the note on the door is a great idea!

 

[Icu4dzs]

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads .......

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up
bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all
the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right
back.

- Cooter

WORKS FOR ME!

 

[TanksHill]

I thought for certain you would have a pic of Nicole's big scary dog.

 

[luvinlife offthegrid]

That's funny!

You know how some places have a sticker on the window that says, "This home is protected by ______ Alarm Systems" ? My husband saw a sticker on someone's front door that said, "This house is protected by me and my shotgun 3 nights a week. You guess which 3"