SS person or Redneck? lol

Let's see, how many apply to me....

worming your hogs, is a stock tip..

possum IS the other white meat..

I wouldn't put the pull-my-finger trick past my family at Christmas...

my neighbors ARE the people on Jerry Springer.. they're are crazy, and that's wording it nice..

fast food is hitting a deer..

my cars value does go up with the amount of gas in it..

.. sometimes I go outside to get refridgerated stuff off the back porch.. scratch the refridgerator.. :lol:

... I will be working on a homemade fur blanket..

Okay, that's all I can remember. LOL


Oh yeah.. And my husband DID come home to the FBI INSIDE the house.. but just once... :rolleyes: :lol:
 
:ep :celebrate :gig :gig toooo funny!

My hubby. son and the dog share the same tree (well almost, the dog is female so doesn't lift her leg)
 
What did they mean when they said "you THINK safe sex is a padded head board"? :D

Moonpies and beef jerky aren't in the major food groups?

Wow, I have learned two new things today.
 
Wolf-Kim said:
Let's see, how many apply to me....

worming your hogs, is a stock tip..

possum IS the other white meat..

I wouldn't put the pull-my-finger trick past my family at Christmas...

my neighbors ARE the people on Jerry Springer.. they're are crazy, and that's wording it nice..

fast food is hitting a deer..

my cars value does go up with the amount of gas in it..

.. sometimes I go outside to get refridgerated stuff off the back porch.. scratch the refridgerator.. :lol:

... I will be working on a homemade fur blanket..

Okay, that's all I can remember. LOL


Oh yeah.. And my husband DID come home to the FBI INSIDE the house.. but just once... :rolleyes: :lol:
:lau

I love the "if your porch caves in and it kills 8 dogs..." That there describes small town TX in a nutshell. (So does saying "that there...")
 
Your wife's job requires her
to wear an orange vest.

HEY! I am the wife and I resent this! It is only a red neck thing if your wife has to wear the orange vest on four consecutive weekends while picking up trash by the side of the road!! :lau


And my sister stole jackets from the prison when she was there to treat patients because they all said DOC on the back!! She figured they musta meant her. :gig
 
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