dacjohns
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Absolutely.Quail_Antwerp said:
The Diary Of Hardly
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Tallman
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Sylvie,sylvie said:
I would liked to have seen that too, but nobody took a picture, and Hardly told me that his uncle took that hog to market. Too late!
Rebecca100,
Hardly wants to know if your are a redhead?
freemotion
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AHEM!
rebecca100
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No unfortunately, I have brown hair, 
but my little girl has red hair. He would have to wait until she grows up and then I would have to make sure of his intentions! But she definately has the skinning and cleaning down pat! 
but my little girl has red hair. He would have to wait until she grows up and then I would have to make sure of his intentions! But she definately has the skinning and cleaning down pat! 
Quail_Antwerp
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freemotion said:
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Tallman
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The Diary of Hardly
Date: No Im a waitin on my matchmaker person.
Deer Mr. Diary
I wint down 2 the city the other day 2 visit my cuzin. Well, she had this hair do appointmentation so I wint along. Wile she waz in the beautie shop a gittin her hare permenatized, I wint down the street to this here pool hall to play sum pool. There waz a fello there who axed me if I wanted to play him in a game or 2 so I agreed. It was his idea to place a bet on the game uv a nickle per game. Well, it just so happened that I had me a couple uv nickles so I agreed. I won the first two games by a ball or two, an then he won a game. Then I won the next three, an he won 1. He really waznt all that good coz I had 2 let him win every now an then just so he wood keep playin. He got ackravated at me, an told me that I needed to play Louie. I guess Louie waz the main pool player uv the area. We kep on a playin till Louie finally walked in. Everyone told Louie that he needed to get me in a game an just clean me out. Well, Louie came over an axed if I wanted to play him an keep the bet at a nickle a game. I told him that I needed 2 be a goin, but if he wood let me break every rack I wood admire 2 play him a few rounds. Well, I wint thru 10 strait racks, an waz rackin up game number 11 win Louie said that he had had enuff. I picked up my nickels an left.
Now win I tell this story there are alwaz 2 questions that people ax so I jist as well answer them 4 U now. People alwaz ax, How much money did U walk out with? Well I won 6 games offen uv the first guy so theres 30 sense, an then I won 10 games frum Louie so theres another 50 sense, but I gave a tip 2 a girl a workin there who brout me a komplementary drink so I came out uv there with 76 sense free an kleer.
Hardly
O! The other question that people ax is Was Louie a good shot? My answer is alwaz the same. Heck, I dont no. I never saw him shoot!
Date: No Im a waitin on my matchmaker person.
Deer Mr. Diary
I wint down 2 the city the other day 2 visit my cuzin. Well, she had this hair do appointmentation so I wint along. Wile she waz in the beautie shop a gittin her hare permenatized, I wint down the street to this here pool hall to play sum pool. There waz a fello there who axed me if I wanted to play him in a game or 2 so I agreed. It was his idea to place a bet on the game uv a nickle per game. Well, it just so happened that I had me a couple uv nickles so I agreed. I won the first two games by a ball or two, an then he won a game. Then I won the next three, an he won 1. He really waznt all that good coz I had 2 let him win every now an then just so he wood keep playin. He got ackravated at me, an told me that I needed to play Louie. I guess Louie waz the main pool player uv the area. We kep on a playin till Louie finally walked in. Everyone told Louie that he needed to get me in a game an just clean me out. Well, Louie came over an axed if I wanted to play him an keep the bet at a nickle a game. I told him that I needed 2 be a goin, but if he wood let me break every rack I wood admire 2 play him a few rounds. Well, I wint thru 10 strait racks, an waz rackin up game number 11 win Louie said that he had had enuff. I picked up my nickels an left.
Now win I tell this story there are alwaz 2 questions that people ax so I jist as well answer them 4 U now. People alwaz ax, How much money did U walk out with? Well I won 6 games offen uv the first guy so theres 30 sense, an then I won 10 games frum Louie so theres another 50 sense, but I gave a tip 2 a girl a workin there who brout me a komplementary drink so I came out uv there with 76 sense free an kleer.
Hardly
O! The other question that people ax is Was Louie a good shot? My answer is alwaz the same. Heck, I dont no. I never saw him shoot!
freemotion
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Ummm....starting to see why Hardly is still single.....was the waitress a redhead?
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freemotion
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Quail_Antwerp
Cold is on the Right, Hot is on The Left
Didn't Hardly look at her eyebrows??????
