The Diary Of Hardly

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: Maybee Hilda Lou will come home 4 Chrismas.


Deer Mr. Diary

Ben a cuttin wood an gittin everthing ready 4 winter, but I did get me a good inside sit down job 1 day. I waz 2 be a sort uv a clerk at this hear insureance office place coz Noil Sobaly, the owner, had to be gon 4 a day. I waz jist to answer the fone, go an get the United States male at the United States Post Office, an stuff like that.

Well, I wint down an got the United States male, an win I got it back I decided on my very own that I wood file everything 2 make a big impress on Misster Sobaly. I filed the fone bill, the lectric bill, the konputer stuff, all uv the klaims, an then anything that waz left over I just put in korispondence.

With that xtra filin, Im hopein the owner gives me a bonus or a full time job.

Oh, by the way, woodnt chu no it I had to make up sum new files for most everything coz there wernt even a file started 4 most uv the stuff. Kan U believe that! An in a insureance office even.

Hardly

 

[kcsunshine]

oops!

 

[Dace]

Wow Hardly, you sure are a go getter!

 

[dacjohns]

Hardly,

Make sure you tell Mr. Sobaly what you did. That way he will recognize the hard work you do and he will know where to find the mail if he needs to.

 

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: Nuttin reportable.


Deer Mr. Diary

The other evening Unkle Tom waz in his chair a reading the "Mugrump Nuz", while I waz greesin the harnas. It twaz bout 8 oklock win Ant Hattie came thru the room with a Christmas present. Unkle Tom an I both stopped an watch as she placed it under the tree.

Whats that? axed Unkle Tom.

That my dear husband is your Christmas present to me, replied ant Hattie.



Well what is it, axed Unkle Tom.

Youll have to wait til Christmas to find out, she said.




Hardly

 

[Bethanial]

Yeah, Hardly! You figured out how to use the smilies correctly

 

[kcsunshine]

Aunt Hattie is very wise Hardly. If you want just the right present, then get it for yourself.

If you don't, then you're just mad at everyone else for not getting it for you.

What are you getting Hilda Lou for Christmas?

 

[Denim Deb]

I do the same thing! Then, thank my hubby for getting me just what I wanted. Same goes for flowers.

 

[Tallman]

Aunt Hattie is very wise Hardly. If you want just the right present, then get it for yourself.

If you don't, then you're just mad at everyone else for not getting it for you.

What are you getting Hilda Lou for Christmas?

kc, I asked Hardly the same question, but he's not talking. He just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Oh, sumpin."

 

[kcsunshine]

I bet it'll be a good'en then.