The old Doberman

[Hinotori]

An old Doberman starts chasing
rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of
having lunch.

The old Dobermann thinks, "Oh,
oh! I'm in deep **** now!"

Noticing
some bones on the ground close by, he immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to
the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to
leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious
panther! I wonder, if there are any more around
here?"

Hearing this, the young panther
halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror
comes over him and he slinks away into the
trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That
was close! That old Doberman nearly had
me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had
been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,
figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he
goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with
the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for
himself with the panther.

The young panther is
furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to
happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old
Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel
on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down
with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't
seen them yet, and just when they get close enough
to hear, the old Doberman says .......

"Where's that squirrel? I sent
him off an hour ago to bring me another
panther!"

 

[Denim Deb]

 

[the funny farm6]