Wannabefree said:
Seriously, you are more than welcome to come hang out with us if you come to town. We'll treat you to dinner at the best Mexican restaurant in the country

I can show you where to get the best steak and fried catfish too, and maybe I'll whip up some of my now famous hot wings for ya
Southern hospitality, love it, love it. I could never impose on your home nor would I expect you to feed us, but the tour (and maybe church) sounds like a winner!
I mentioned this whole thing to the family, and it may actually be a possibility.