We need to start a dating service

[tortoise]

Blackbird is legal. Single? Comes with gorgeous hair and adorable goats.

 

[abifae]

mechanically inclined

must be able to read cue cards.

must ball room dance with me.

must put up with my Auntie.

 

[Wifezilla]

Blackbird is as cute as a button, but a tad young

Must love cats and be prepared to worship Amira (one of abi's cats)

 

[abifae]

LOL

must be stronger and smarter than I am.

and smart on different things.

and protective and grounded enough to balance me.

 

[Blackbird]

Abi + BB = no. She's too much like a sister to me!

 

[abifae]

too true. blackbird is my little brudder!

 

[Wildsky]

No young children or crazy exwives.

Whew, that'll put my hubby out of the running........

 

[abifae]

you hubby is an ex wife?

 

[Wildsky]

you hubby is an ex wife?

no he'd HAVE one!

 

[Wifezilla]

Alright ladies! No dumping off your hubbies because they are being....well...guys! LOL

Got a Brother-in-law that isn't still living in the parent's basement? Or maybe a cousin with most of his real teeth?