Winter Fun.....Got a good joke?

[savingdogs]

Okay, it is getting pretty dreary with the leaves off all the trees, gardens are only a vision, snow or rain rule the day, cold temperatures persist and we deal with frozen water bowls. NO FUN!

How about some jokes? Got a good one? I don't even care if it is an old one...how about your favorite joke?

This is old but here is my favorite, I'll start it off:

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "whats on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go roof." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

 

[Denim Deb]

These 2 blondes went deer hunting and were able to bag a nice sized buck. Once it was field dressed, they each grabbed a hind leg, and started to pull it back to where they were parked. Needless to say, it wasn't easy. The antlers kept snagging on branches, vines, whatever. After they had struggle for several feet, they saw someone else coming towards them, also dragging a deer. But, this person was dragging it by the antlers.

They looked at each other, and the one said, you know, we could probably drag this deer a lot easier if we were to drag it by the antlers instead of the legs. The other blonde agreed, so they dropped the legs, walked around to the head, and grabbed the antlers.

They had walked for several hundred feet when the other one said, you were right. It's definitely easier to drag the deer this way. There's just one problem. We're getting farther away from the truck doing it this way.

 

[freemotion]

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?

















































Artificial intelligence.

 

[Denim Deb]

Why didn't the blonde go thru the 4 way stop?

















































She couldn't figure out 4 ways to stop.

 

[savingdogs]

This is awesome! Just what I needed!